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Post by callisto on Aug 9, 2003 19:55:48 GMT 10
Oohhh... i want to JOIN!!! ;D *rifles through bag looking for a quill* Damn it i know it's in here somewhere!! *throws everything out of bag* A-HA!!! *holds quill up triumphantly* Now where do i sign?? -signs- Callisto Hee hee hee.... down with Umbitch!!!  |
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Post by Hermione on Aug 10, 2003 3:36:08 GMT 10
Yay! More members! Ok lets get started then.
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Post by Hermione on Aug 10, 2003 4:13:56 GMT 10
First you will learn some simple but handy spells. Take your pick of which you would like to attempt first. Choices are: The Disarming Spell, The Full Body Bind or The Memory Charm. You may ask why we are relearning such simple and useless spells but they are handy for quick strikes. So now that that's sorted, wands at the ready. You may now begin. I will come round to inspect your progress. Complete all three at a satisfactory level and then you can start on the voodoo doll and the necessary incantations for it to work. Then we will proceed to the perfect charms and hexes to use on Umbridge. It is in 2 parts: the discussion and the practical.
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Post by Hermione on Aug 11, 2003 4:16:23 GMT 10
 50 points to Slytherin for your wonderful doll...however -5 for doing the tasks in the wrong order...
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Post by duckky on Aug 11, 2003 20:50:26 GMT 10
:'(plzzzz let me join hehehehehe coz i hate umbridge...lolz
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Post by callisto on Aug 12, 2003 16:19:42 GMT 10
Umbridge voodoo doll? *grabs a toad and puts a wig and pink barbie dress on it* There! I'm done! ;D Sounds like a perfect likeness! we might get it confused with the real Umbridge! ;D |
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Post by hem on Aug 14, 2003 12:17:11 GMT 10
:deadpan:
-eyes bulge out and face puffs up like a toad-
Hem...hem... Miss Granger! Do you think that's amusing? Fifty points from Gryffindor! Yes, we'll see how amusing you find it in detention!
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Post by callisto on Aug 14, 2003 12:55:37 GMT 10
*holds up toad and a picture of Umbitch* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *throws toad* It's her! I swear!! *points at toad* I know it is!!!!!  Eeekkkk... *jumps out of the way of the flying toad* Eeeewwww..... you touched her! *pulls out wand and rushes over to Sailor Slytherin... scourgify!* There you go...all better ;D |
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Post by callisto on Aug 14, 2003 12:58:04 GMT 10
 -eyes bulge out and face puffs up like a toad- Hem...hem... Miss Granger! Do you think that's amusing? Fifty points from Gryffindor! Yes, we'll see how amusing you find it in detention!  *looks at toad and looks at Umbridge* *is temporarily blinded by the fuglyness* *shakes head as eyesight returns* uuugggghhhh.... RUN!!! |
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Post by §illy on Aug 14, 2003 13:10:25 GMT 10
::::hands Umbitch a bag of flies:::::
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Post by DeathEater on Aug 15, 2003 12:59:58 GMT 10
I'll join as well.....*signs name*
-Jimmy (oh yeah, that's a REAL Death Eater's name!)
I'll try out the disarming spell first- *points wand at Sailor Slytherin* "EXPELLIARMUS!"
.....oh crap.....I think I just ticked her off.... *grabs coconut shells, begins clapping them together* "run away run away!"
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Post by hp on Aug 15, 2003 13:54:49 GMT 10
: laughs so hard his glasses fall off : Help me! I can't breathe!! |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 15, 2003 15:49:38 GMT 10
:spitlaugh: That is toooo funny! ;D
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Post by PotionsGirl on Aug 16, 2003 6:37:53 GMT 10
 hey Umbridge, how would you like to su- I mean have a nice day ;D....to much South Park |
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Post by callisto on Aug 17, 2003 14:11:39 GMT 10
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Post by PotionsGirl on Aug 18, 2003 1:04:13 GMT 10
"Don't blame me for my son Stan, he saw the dang cartoon and now he's off to join the Clan.
And my son Eric once had my picture on his shelf, now when I see him he tells me to f*** myseeeeeeelf...BLAME CANADA"
ok dont really blame canada, its just an expresion.. ;D
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Post by Hermione on Aug 18, 2003 4:37:29 GMT 10
-eyes bulge out and face puffs up like a toad- Hem...hem... Miss Granger! Do you think that's amusing? Fifty points from Gryffindor! Yes, we'll see how amusing you find it in detention! *Laughs at Umbridge* 1) Yes I find it highly amusing as do most people(right?) 2) I thought you weren't a teacher anymore which does not give you the right to remove housepoints. That also stands for detentions. But, if you must...see ya in detention.  3) Fancy going for detention in the forbidden forest? Maybe we can catch up with Grawp or even some of your Centaur friends. Now folks...where were we? Ah yes. Once you've completed those tasks...on to A-U lesson 2: Hexes to use on Umbridge. |
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Post by callisto on Aug 18, 2003 15:42:35 GMT 10
LOL! *nods her head in agreement* I'm ready to learn some new hexes! ;D
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Post by duckky on Aug 18, 2003 20:44:36 GMT 10
who knoes the hex 2 use 4 jelly legs ppl?!? i dont fink it has it in the books!!! NOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO!!!
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Post by Hermione on Aug 19, 2003 6:59:10 GMT 10
There is no incantation given...
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Post by Hermione on Aug 19, 2003 7:40:26 GMT 10
I have a plan. For all the spells that show no incantation, I will find the perfect incantation using ancient runes. (136% obsessed with Harry Potter haha just to let you know) Good spells for defense: Accio Avifors-Turns small objects into birds. (Umbridge) Confundus-Used to confuse opponent (not that Umbridge needs it) Densaugeo (grr)-Enlarges Teeth Expelliarmus-Disarms your opponent Ferula-Creates bandages (handy) Flipendo-Knocks an object backwards Furnunculus-Produces boils on opponent (Umbridge would really look like a toad then ) Impedimenta-Slows an advancing object Incendio-Starts a fire Locomotor Mortis-Locks opponents legs Lumos Mobiliarbus Mobilicorpus Nox Obliviate-Erases memories (Umbridge) Petrificus Totalus Point Me Reducio (Small Umbridge) Quietus (Quiet Umbridge) Reducto-Blasts solid objects aside Rictusempra-Tickles opponent Serpensortia Stupefy-Knocks out Umbridge...I mean opponent Tarantallegra-Forces opponent to dance (Umbridge) Wingardium Leviosa |
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Post by Hermione on Aug 19, 2003 8:03:21 GMT 10
Unlisted incantations:
Conjunctivitis Curse: Exoculus (from Latin Exoculo-to take away eyesight)
Cheering Charm: Hilaris (Latin. to make cheerful)
Anti-Cheat: Captiocesse (from L. Captio-cheat and Portuguese Cesse-cease)
Singing armour: Loricatus Cantora (L. Loricatus-armoured and P. Cantora-singer)
Wand Arrows: Hungarian spell. Nyílzápor (H.Storm of arrows)
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Post by duckky on Aug 19, 2003 16:24:12 GMT 10
hehehe!!! if umbridge is turned in2 a toad no1 can touch her coz if we do we'll get warts *heeheeheehee* o yea...theres anotha one...
Relashio, which is to shoot hot water from your wand, usually used 2 fend away umbridges*ahem* i mean, Grindylows(not like theres much difference between them anyway!)
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Post by Hermione on Aug 22, 2003 3:35:46 GMT 10
too right. I wonder when my DT is...
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Knows it all
50 points to Slytherin for your wonderful doll...however -5 for doing the tasks in the wrong order...
